Since I'm on a roll, here's another church joke ....

A minister in Florida lamented
that it was difficult to get his message across to his congregation: "It's
so beautiful here in the winter," he said, "that heaven doesn't
interest them."

(Queue the rim shot....)

This is pretty funny.

Dylan is definitely hanging out with teenagers too much. This afternoon
he was standing in the front yard and a car drove down the street
behind him. He turned around, threw out his arms and yelled "Free car wash!"

Youth Pastor in training! 

Work is extremely busy. Home is very busy. Church and youth group are exhaustingly busy. Hmmmmm, do we see a theme here?