September 26, 2008
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Gun Control
“Those who hammer their guns into plows will plow for those who do not.” ~ Thomas Jefferson
FIREARMS REFRESHER COURSE
- An armed man is a citizen. An unarmed man is a subject.
- A gun in the hand is better than a cop on the phone.
- Colt: The original point and click interface.
- Gun control is not about guns; it’s about control.
- If guns are outlawed, can we use swords?
- If guns cause crime, then pencils cause misspelled words.
- Free men do not ask permission to bear arms.
- If you don’t know your rights, you don’t have any.
- Those who trade liberty for security have neither.
- The United States Constitution (c)1791. All Rights Reserved.
- What part of “shall not be infringed” do you not understand?
- The Second Amendment is in place in case the politicians ignore the others.
- 64,999,987 firearms owners killed no one yesterday.
- Guns only have two enemies; rust and politicians.
- You don’t shoot to kill; you shoot to stay alive.
- 911: Government sponsored Dial-a-Prayer.
- Assault is a behavior, not a device.
- Criminals love gun control; it makes their jobs safer.
- If guns cause crime, then matches cause arson.
- Only a government that is afraid of its citizens tries to control them.
- You have only the rights you are willing to fight for.
- Enforce the gun control laws we ALREADY have; don’t make more.
- When you remove the people’s right to bear arms, you create slaves.
- The American Revolution would never have happened with gun control
Besides, what are you going to do in a zombie invasion if you don’t have guns?
Comments (18)
25. A full clip in the 10 ring – now THAT’S gun control!
LOL those were awesome!
so true lol
i agree with all except for the very very last one. i am pretty sure zombies don’t respond to ordinary weapons. i think you have to have specialty tools for zombie slaying, but i can’t remember what.
Sorry…..no room in my universe for guns. Not after living in Chicago…..guess I’m not a true Pennsylvanian!
@PhilippiansThree14 -
There are guides that can help you with that, if you’re having a zombie problem. I think guns slow them down so you can drive a metal stake through the place where their hearts used to be. Or maybe that’s for vampires. We have a lot more vampires around here than zombies.
I am not a subject. I am as much of a U.S. citizen as a member of the NRA. My stance on guns has absolutely nothing to do with my nationality.
And # 15 is bogus.
@ordinarybutloud - vampires are WOODEN stakes, not metal. you better make sure you check your vampire slaying kit.
as a matter of fact, however, i did a bit of googling and discovered that zombies can indeed by killed by a bullet IF that bullet destroys the brain. total brain decimation is the only effective means to render the undead truly dead.
in which case, spiderdad, your zombie premise stands as written.
@ordinarybutloud - i realized i should have posted the link for such important information: http://www.portlandmercury.com/portland/Content?oid=32136&category=23483 it has all the current methodology for zombie slaying
@PhilippiansThree14 -
@ordinarybutloud -
If you’ve ever played Halo, you know that the best weapon to use for zombies is a shotgun. Well, that and an energy sword.
Of course, the flood may not technically be zombies, but they’re kind of the same thing.
@SpiderDad - this may be hard to believe (me being a girl and all) but i’ve never played halo. heh heh heh.
@PhilippiansThree14 -
Halo and its sequels may just possibly be the greatest games ever made.
no, that title belongs to the legend of zelda series. seriously man, get a grip.
I don’t own a gun. Should I?
A wise man once said that the second amendment is not about gun ownership but rather a warning to those in power who might be tempted to adopt tyranny.
Never played Halo, not sure what it is? A game involving zombies?
RYQ: It was a church down in Delaware.
Actually not this upcoming week but the next one (17th, 18th and 19th), I have all three days off. Any of those days work for you??
@OliviaBriscoe -
Saturday would be best. Next choice is Sunday, although we have church of course.