In a recent Wired blog post, Geekdad lists the top 10 things to remember while watching “The Dark Knight.”
Among the run-down of pointers, he states emphatically: “No matter how
hard you trained, or how much money you suddenly had, you couldn’t
become Batman.”
Not so, says University of Victoria professor E. Paul Zehr. The academic and martial artist has popped up on sources from NPR to Trendhunter
with news of his upcoming book, “Becoming Batman: The Possibility of a
Superhero.” How long would you have to train to achieve optimum crime
fighter status? 10 to 12 years, says the good scholar.
Sure, fitness is essential. But let’s get down to dollar amounts. Everyone knows it takes more than muscles to transform Bruce Wayne into the Joker’s
greatest foe. Darren Hudson Hick, who delved into the topic for “Batman
Unauthorized,” calculates how much money you would need to procure the
necessary suit, belt, cave, signal, car, training, and computer set-up.
“You’d need to be on the Forbes list of richest people in the world to be Batman,”
Mr. Hick declares. (He adds: “But not at the very top… because,
otherwise, everyone would know who you were.” Well, that’s a relief.)
The ex-comics editor estimates it costs a cool $300 mil to make it all happen.
So, it’s possible. Just get in really, really good shape—and make a lot of money. Now get cracking, crime fighter. Gotham needs you.
Comments (3)
Well, I guess I’m gonna have to get started!
*embarrassed* Umm.. I have a Batman hand manual. Yeah, SO WHAT?!!? You wanna fight about it? Actually,it’s frickin awesome because it talks more about the logistics of HOW you could become Batman and the UBER morality lessons that go along with it.
Check it out, it was an interesting read: http://www.amazon.com/Batman-Handbook-Ultimate-Training-Manual/dp/1594740232/ref=pd_bbs_sr_1?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1216475223&sr=8-1
Awesome. Simply Awesome.
RYC: thanks for the encouragement.
May the Lord bless you.