August 17, 2007
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More church bulletin bloopers
Church Bloopers (Some of these undoubtedly come from an auto-correct feature!)
- (For the group of ladies called Moms Who Care and pray for the children in school). When their meeting was canceled one week: There will be no Moms who care this week.
- A woman’s blouse was found at a table in the middle of the usher appreciation dinner. If you lost your blouse, please come to the church office.
- The ladies in the style show will meet with their dresses down in front after morning worship.
- A worm welcome to all who have come today.
- Hymn: “I Love Thee My Ford”
- Helpers are needed! Please sign up on the information sheep.
- Diana and David request your presents at their wedding.
- Lent is that period for preparing for Holy Weed and Easter.
- Bless the Lord, O my soul, and forget all His benefits.
- We pray that our people will jumble themselves.
- Hymn of Response: Crown Him With Many Cows
- Child care provided with reservations.
- Tonight, Pastor will preach on “Diving Healing.”
- Janet Smith has volunteered to strip, and refinish the communion table in the sanctuary.
- Were you there when they laid Him in the bomb?
- Christ is a member of Boy Scout Troop 36.
- Mark your calendars not to attend the church retreat.
- My joke is easy and my burden is light.
- I was hungry and you gave me something to eat; I was thirty and you gave me drink.
- We are an autonomous body, operating under the hardship of Jesus Christ.
- The Honeymooners are now having bile studies each Tuesday evening at 7:30 p.m.
- The visiting monster today is Rev. Jack Baines.
- Boars of Trustees meet after church today.
- We are always happy to have you sue our facility.
- Hymn: I Need Three Every Hour
- All children are requested to bring fresh followers to decorate the cross for Easter Sunday.
- The King’s Bras will present a concert at our church this evening at 6:00pm.
- Women in the Word starts next week. There are several different studies to choose from. Ladies, make sure you sign up for a stud before next week.
Comments (9)
hahaha…some of those made me laugh till my sides hurt. thanks!
I am so glad the King’s Bras are performing. I love them.
Change is hard, and not all change is good. But it’s what makes up this fragile existence of ours.
Thank you, thank you, thank you for your comment from awhile back. This is the first time I’ve really been on since then, so it’s the first chance I have had to truly let your words sink in. I can’t tell you how much it means to know that a complete stranger would open up about such a painful part of history in order to encourage me and bring me a little hope.
“And it came to pass …” then he added, “Aren’t you glad it didn’t come to stay!”
*laughs* Yes, yes I am glad.
It’s still so fresh and so new right now, but it will pass. Life goes on, whether we are ready or not, whether we are healed or not. And I thank God for people like you who leave a comment that causes me to pause and ponder.
LOL…Too funny! =)
Hugs!
aw.thanx. ur sweet.
EGADS!!! … ‘Crown Him with many cows?” Next you will be telling me that the milk of the spirit is love joy peace …….
*blink*
Unfortunately it wasnt the Lord’s doing that there was a sudden influx of legible men to the church …. but poor Janet Smith’s doing ……
Hey look … what’s that? Bile? Let’s study it!
A stud??? *whispers so husband can’t hear* …. sign me up … winks. You DID mean a stud as in an earing didnt you?
*innocent looks*
Bless you bro … these are hillarious!
Narelle
These are great. I’ll share some of them with my students this fall.
hey. BFA stands for black forest academy, a missionary kids school in germany i went to.
Nope, not Sonya. My homegirl Stacey.